asensia:

one thing that really sucks is that we’ll always be human and we’re not anything special like we’re not magical like elves or witches or mermaids or fairies we’re just human and i find that really boring and disappointing

nonsense being human is the most fascinating thing ever

you CAN buy happiness. it’s called drugs.
― (via certaindark)

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

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